(oh) god

did you ever have one of those crazy dreams that your parents started to do all sorts of insane things... like telling the story of how they took you to a strip club for lunch when you were 4 years old, or talking about your dad shooting 6 raccoons in one night, or feeding you & three friends a full steak dinner at 11 pm?

maybe you were dreaming... or maybe you were me. last friday night.

the topper was when my mom tried to sneak rob a picture of me in the 9th grade so he could post it on his blog.

as usual, a visit home is like sunshine & lollipops.