imminent doom of the geek generation

let's assume for a minute you don't have severe genital burns from your laptop computer (which can, let's face it, kind of spoil the mood). that's great, but chances are it's left you sterile anyway. sorry. and if by some miracle you're lucky enough to not be firing blanks... well, your kid will likely have birth defects. so basically, computer geeks are being weeded out of the gene pool. oh, the horror!!