attention: nick lambrinos

my dear mr. lambrinos,

just in case you are google-ing yourself at work one day and stumble upon my site, i just wanted to put this statement out there on the internet.

call your goddamn lawyer!

let's back up a bit, nick. you see, about a year and a half ago when you disconnected your phone (troubles with creditors, perhaps?) i had the good fortune of getting your old number. since then, the phone number has been changed as well as the name of the person on the bill.

and yet the phone calls from lawyers, creditors, and collection agents continue. don't get me wrong. it's been fun; some might even say a blast. but i think it's been enough. what do you say you turn yourself in?

just a thought...

signed,
me