best words of moral support from a guy friend ever

me: (recite list of horrible life events beginning in march up to & including today)
him: uh, i don't know what to say. i don't have any advice or anything.
me: that's cool. not to much you can do to fix it.
him: well.... at least you are super hot!
me:....
me: actually, that did make me feel better!

who knew i was that shallow?